On Saturday, in the strange city of Detroit, I got lost on a subway and ended up at something called The Monster Ball. It was a musical theatrical performance starring someone you may have heard of…Lady Gaga.
Everyone at the concert seemed so … familiar.
I’ve definitely seen that outfit somewhere before. During the show, the Lady was wearing a bra! (This girl definitely wasn’t!)
Sometimes, Gaga reminds me so much of Madonna. These girls were cute. They asked for my blog but probably completely forgot about it after the concert.
These peepz were so cute that I had to take a picture with them. Aren’t the boy’s fishnets so ~presh~?
During every show, Lady Gaga calls an audience member’s cell phone (right before she gets a call from Beyoncé…)(puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh product placement) and moves their seats up. These are the Little Monsters that collected our phone numbers for her to pick out of. They were wearing bat wings and the dude on the right reminds me eerily of Edward Cullen. That hair, those bat wings…
This dude had pink legwarmers, a miniskirt, and a blonde wig. And such a fierce expression on his face! I especially dig those flippy floppies.
These boys…will show up later.
And if you don’t want to hear anything…$2 will buy you something that completely negates $100 worth of tickets.
What say you are, old chap? A FREE BITCH? Guys, free puppies!
Who says you can’t do anything at a Gaga concert?
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