Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Picture This: Really Random Pictures I Found On My Hard Drive (And/Or Memory Card)

I went to the Tigers game on Friday, and I sneakily took this picture. Basically, the scenario was that they were fake fighting, but real physically poking. This lady stuck her fingers up inside her man's nose and then stuck it in his ear. I can only imagine the thoughts going through their heads. Here is what I imagine: (a) "We aren't in public!" (b) "Man, my snot tastes de-lish!" (c)"That girl thinks we're famous so she's taking a picture of us!" (d) "FOREPLAY"
This is K's dog. We "crashed" the high school parody picnic today and K brought her dog, who is also a model. This is her "porn star" pose, because her back legs are wide open. I renamed her Penny Million but only in my head. My high school English teacher saw her and said, "I like your face!"
I found some picketers picketing something! IDK what though. It says "IBEW Local 17 Supports Organized Labor" or similar. Well I support organized labor as well! Disorganized labor is soo last season. IBEW apparently stands for International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, but their website is slightly confusing.
I walked at engineering graduation again, and discovered that our graduation gowns, when worn backwards, look suspiciously like Snuggies! They aren't as fleecey, but they have lots of fun pleats! (note: My gown is too long because I shrunk between 2-5 inches when I re-graduated. It sucks, but I guess that's what happens.)

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Very Belated Birthday Presents!

So I am really slow at getting people their birthday presents, and since I *really* like getting homemade presents, I decided that other people should too! I made a bunch of birthday presents for friends whose birthdays were in the date range of February 27 - March 14. And then I gave them their presents at the end of April. So..Slow.

Present #1: for J - An approximately 2 ft. high sparkley poster of Edward Cullen, or as I like to call him, Extreme Creepster. J was disappointed with the internet in failing to provide her with sparkling images of the vampire, so I took matters into my own hands and shimmer eyeshadowed and glittered the crap out of his face. Apparently this poster was held up when her name was called at Graduation (congrats!) but pics or it didn't happen.
Present #2: for A - The OwlGuin! I attempted to make a stuffed owl, but my stuffed animal skills are lacking, so it ended up looking like [Owl X Penguin] = [OwlGuin]. But it's cute and cuddly! And made out of sari material so it might be silk, but who really knows for sure? I think it might be 8 inches high but I don't remember. I hope she cuddles with it every night!
Present # 3: for L, aka the Wifey. A Scarf! It says "I mrs. the mrs." since we are facebook spouses! I made that quote up myself. The scarf, when worn, exhibits no strange writing, but when laid out, the message is adorabizzle! Made from another sari.
Yay presents! Happy belated Birthday!